Swallow or Spit?
Don’t be shy ladies… We’ve all had to deal with this, don’t front.
If you honestly don’t know what I’m talking about go ahead and close the browser right now, most likely you are way too young to be reading my site OR you are just a clueless adult who is most likely being cheated on by her significant other. Either way I don’t need your kind here.
Okay, now that I got that little disclaimer out of the way… lets get to the point of this post.
If you are here I’m sure you know how I feel about receiving oral sex (if you don’t –> read this) but I’m also big on giving and we all know there is a split second decision to be made after we hear “I’m about to nut”… SPIT or SWALLOW?
So, what do you do?
Now lets talk about how disgusting semen can be. Depending on his diet it can taste like pure trash! Actually that’s an understatement, because not only will the taste be gross but everything from the smell, the consistency and even the smell of the sweat on his balls will make you want to throw up as soon as it touches your tongue! Men have it easy, they can smell a dirty girl BEFORE they put their face down there and spare themselves.
We don’t find out until it’s too late.
Now, men will tell you how “disrespectful” it is to spit and how they don’t spit when they go down on you and blah blah blah, anything to try to get you to swallow. Keep in mind they probably have never swallowed a raw egg that smells like ammonia and tastes sour, and until they have don’t even pay attention to them and what they think. You can’t swallow everything!
If you can’t swallow, just fake it til you can. You don’t have to make it obvious you are spitting his kids out by immediately jumping up and running to the toilet making gagging sounds as you spit it out. There are a few ways you can be discreet about it and he’ll never know you didn’t swallow unless he asks.
1. If you have a t-shirt on during the act, as soon as he finishes in one swift movement put the bottom of the tshirt to your mouth and get it all out while taking the tshirt off and throwing it to the side… You can then get in position to either sit on his face or lay on your back for your turn to receive.
2. If you are naked and on the edge of the bed, you can spit it into the flap of the sheet that hangs off the bed, hell the sheets will have to be cleaned anyway.
3. You may not be at your house and can’t spit on the sheet, or you may be wearing good clothes and this could all be spare of the moment. If that’s the case when he finishes you can slightly loosen your mouth over the penis and not catch it. Just let it fall over your hand as you hold towards the head, then stroke your hand up over the head to make sure you get it all off of him. You will pretty much be holding it so you can get up and wash your hands after. This is tricky because it gets runny soon after so if you don’t hurry you will drip all over the floor. It’s actually good for your skin though so just rub your hands together a little, don’t be that much of a prude.
If you don’t want to go through all of this, you can always just swallow.
Do you have other ways to be discreet when spitting?
Leave a comment below and let the ladies know.