Karma Files: “Lets Just Play Playstation”

A while back I wrote a and I mentioned I had a story about saying “Lets just play Playstation”. As you read this story, remember I don’t make this stuff up.

Okay, there was this guy I knew named… Hmmm lets call him Jason.

Me and Jason worked in the same area so we saw each other a lot and I thought he was fine as hell. We spoke and had small talk if we ever crossed paths, but nothing major. Which bothered me because almost every man there had tried to get at me, so I was thinking WTF is his problem? I made it my main goal to get this dude since he wasn’t trying. I realized after flirting with him a bit that he was interested in me, just a little shy. So, to make a long story short we started talking.

Fast Forward to the first AND last time we had sex…
We had been out with friends for a few drinks and decided to go back to my place. You guys should know me well enough by now, to know what he did first… That’s right, he started giving me head and it was AMAZING! After I got my orgasm out the way he kept going which does NOT feel good! I told him to stop and come up now, but he kept going… so I wondered why the hell he wasn’t trying to get his by now. He’d been topping me off for a while now and still hadn’t even got the tip of his dick wet.

This was starting to get weird to me… so I pushed his head away and made him come up. When he did I found out why he stayed down there that long…

HIS PENIS WAS THE SIZE OF MY PINKY!!

This isn’t an exaggeration, when he finally got the condom on and stuck it in, I felt NOTHING but him on top of me. I was super wet since I’d just finished so that made things worse for him. This immediately turned me off. I was so appalled, all this time I put into liking this dude and THIS is what he had to offer me!? I seriously felt like ol’ girl in the movie ‘Waiting to Exhale’ when she was thinking “I hope he don’t think he doing nothing” because he was going to town humping like a chihuahua.

I tried to let him have his moment, but eventually I started getting irritated. He was seriously enjoying this and I couldn’t feel anything, and on top of all that he kept slipping out trying to long stroke with a short dick! After a few minutes I couldn’t take it anymore. I politely tapped his shoulder and said “Lets just play playstation”

I don’t know how this made him feel, but honestly I didn’t care. He’s lucky I offered that instead of just kicking him out my house. He got off me, and I turned my playstation on and began to play madden as he watched. I started to get sleepy and told him he had to go now, because I like sleeping in my bed alone. Needless to say I never talked to him again.

When people asked me about it at work, I told them “We played Playstation… ask him”

It may be funny, but this was definitely no joking matter…