Okay let me start by saying it really isn’t cool to let the kids go swimming when the pool isn’t even open yet! <--- See what I did there? LOL
No seriously, this is a serious matter so stop laughing!
Okay now fellas I understand that sometimes you just can't control it. Maybe ol' girl is someone you've been trying to bag for a long time and the excitement of it all just took over, or maybe you were just caught off guard by how good she felt. I don't care what the reason is YOU NEED TO HANDLE IT!
Let me give you some quick background information on Miss Karma… I’m NOT nice okay #thatisall
LOL
No really, I’m not that nice, so if we were to have sex and you’re done within the first minute and a half… Houston we have a problem! I’m going to talk shit about you first of all. Then, depending on how cool we are or how much I like you as a person I’m going to tell everybody else so they can clown you too. I will then cut you off and not even give you a chance to redeem yourself. That’s just how it is. I will never look at you the same either, so if I thought you were really cute… I DON’T ANYMORE!
It doesn’t matter how big you are, how sexy you are, none of that matters at all if you can’t even control your own orgasm! The way I see it is how can I expect you to be able to help me reach my pleasure point if you have no control over your own! BOY STOP… and get off of me, Lets just play playstation (I have a story about that, but that’s another post).
You guys better do like Katt Williams said and learn your F*@k number. It will definitely save you from my wrath if you’re ever messing with me.
I don’t care how many times you have to jack off before you get to me to make sure you don’t nut as soon as you touch me, but it should definitely be done.
You may not come across women as outspoken as I am about it and they probably won’t laugh in your face like I will, but trust me they are talking about you. All of her friends have a nickname for you regarding your quick release. And when they meet you, assuming that doesn’t ruin your chances they are laughing at you the whole time and even talking more shit about you when you leave!
I mean, damn it’s not like it just sneaks up on you and you don’t feel it! So if she’s on top of you and you feel it coming, stop her and get on top of her that way you can control the movement and stop when you need to. Just know that when you do that we know what you’re doing and we’re still laughing at you, but at least you are controlling it.
Even better if you feel like you are gonna let go, then stop and give her some head! Do something, anything but let go! LOL I know I keep laughing, but I’m so serious. You are free to release yourself AFTER I finish which is definitely not going to be in the first 5 minutes.
Okay I’m done with my little rant… Fellas handle ya biz
Smooches Miss Karma
You are effing retarded cause yes I know the story.
“nice” when do I get a “shot”? hahaha