Swallow The Baby Batter, It’s good for you!

Lets clear the elephant out of the room right quick…
Oral sex is normal and you shouldn’t be embarrassed about if you swallow or spit. We’re all adults here right? If not, why are you here!? Go away and do some homework or something. My site isn’t for kids!

If you’re reading this you either swallow, tried to swallow at least once or want to try to swallow… Or maybe you just want to see what kind of crazy shit I’m about to say. Either way you will make a decision for the next time by the end of this post.

I completely understand how gross the idea of swallowing is, because even if it doesn’t taste too bad the way it feels just isn’t right! It’s all slimy and gooey and *shivers* ugh if you think about it I’m sure you will refuse to swallow for the rest of your life! The thing is you can’t think about it you just have to do it.

If you honestly tried and just can’t swallow without throwing up in your mouth a few times but you don’t want him to know, then just fake it.

There are plenty of reasons swallowing is a good idea. First of all it’s good for you, but only if you get it 4 to 5 times a week. I’m not making that up. Studies show that if you ingest semen 4 to 5 times a week from ONE healthy man the benefits are great.

ONE healthy man!

I had to say that again for all you hoes that are reading this thinking it’s okay to just go around swallowing all the baby juice they get their hands on. Women swallowing the kiddy yogurt of different men have less than desirable effects.

Of course your man wants you to swallow. He doesn’t get up and run to the toilet every time he gets done going down on you and throw it all up. Some men feel special after you swallow, like you really care. I don’t see the logic in that, but hey I’m a female I will never understand the way a man thinks and I’m okay with that.

If you are going to swallow your mans baby batter the least he can do is make it taste better. Everybody knows pineapple juice or pineapples period will do the trick. That’s not all though, maybe you don’t like pineapples. All fruit will alter the taste of his reproductive juices but citrus fruits work better. Honestly as long as he has a healthy diet you should be fine. If he eats like trash it will definitely taste like trash!

Sidenote: If he eats asparagus and you swallow, may the lord have mercy on your tongue!!

I digress…

Okay there are a few ways you can make swallowing easier.

1. Deep throat it – It’s easy to swallow something that’s already damn near down your throat, AND you can’t taste it that way. It will be over before you even realize what just happened.

2. Perform with Candy or Gum – not everybody can do this without making a mess or choking themselves, but if you can do it. The taste will mask the taste of his kids in your mouth.

3. Breathe through your mouth – if your problem is the taste and not the consistency of semen don’t breathe through your nose. You can’t taste anything until you can smell.

4. Hold your spit – The consistency is really like a raw egg and I don’t know about you but I don’t just go around swallowing raw eggs. If you don’t have a problem with a bunch of spit being in your mouth while you are performing then that can make it less noticeable when you swallow because it will be as if you’re just swallowing your own spit.

Remember you can’t think about what you’re about to do, or you will psych yourself out. Once you swallow it, you will see it really isn’t that big of deal.

Oh yea before I go, ladies make sure you are asking for those STD results before you go around sucking everybody and taking their fluids into your body. Just throwing that out there.

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4 thoughts on “Swallow The Baby Batter, It’s good for you!

  1. Having more spit in your mouth makes it more enjoyable for the dude anyway.

  2. This is great news. I will send this out to my followers on Twitter immediately.

  3. :-) Thanks Love

  4. terrill, this is not news. this fact is very old, man.

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